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This film was digitally restored
by the Swedish Film Institute in 2014
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Official YIFY movies site:
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Falsterbo doesn't feature
in this film at all.
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We can show you a picture
of Falsterbohus, but that's all.
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The script was worked on by 2,678 people
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based on an idea of Henry Richter's.
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When the film was finished,
the idea and the writers had disappeared.
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Edvard Persson plays the main character,
but he is called Henrik Karlsson,
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so that it's harder for the audience
to recognize him.
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Raise your hand if you spot him first.
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He's the one in the middle.
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Rut Holm plays the housekeeper Johanna.
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Everything is now finalized
with Rut Holm and Hollywood.
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She's not going there.
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We'll also see a cow in the film,
but she wants to remain anonymous.
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Arthur Fischer plays the Mayor of Skanör.
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Constable Månsson
is played by John Degerberg,
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and Algot Larsson is the town prisoner.
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Annalisa Ericson and Holger Winge
play the young couple.
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We don't know if they end up together
at the end, but we hope for the best.
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Ingrid Luterkort plays the mayor's
housekeeper. Her name is Lena.
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The director, Emil A. Pehrsson,
has asked me to say thank you
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to all who played their part
without complaint:
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The participating animals.
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Photographer was Olle Ekman. In Skanör,
they always knew when he was coming.
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That was when the sun disappeared.
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The music was written
by Lasse Dahlquist, Erik Baumann,
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and others.
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Sound system: Tobis Klang.
Sound technician: Gösta Bjurman.
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Nature sounds:
The poultry exhibition in Alnarp.
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The film is called Skanör-Falsterbo,
which is why it starts in Malmö.
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- Coffee is served.
- Thanks, Johanna.
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- Is my father up?
- Hopefully. He's not back yet.
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That's right. He went
to the Order of the Elephant last night.
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I thought he would tire of those evenings.
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One day he won't be back at all.
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Old men ought to stay at home at night.
Here you are.
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Orders are serious business.
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Order of the Elephant on Mondays,
Fermented Herring Group on Tuesdays,
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Friends of the Goose on Wednesdays,
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Order of Neptune Thursdays and Fridays,
and the Sailors' Group on Saturdays.
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What's left of him on Sunday morning,
we have to deal with.
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- The elevator is not for people like you.
- I understand that.
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It's for lazy people.
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And for those who are sleeping in it.
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- Excuse me, is the elevator occupied?
- No, it seems to be idle.
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- I'm going up.
- I'm also going up.
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Up through the air and over the oceans
Over the Earth on a journey so fast
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- You can't use the elevator.
- Says who?
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Who lives here? You or me? Idiot!
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- Please step inside!
- Together?
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If it's for three people,
it can manage one and a half.
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- Are those newspapers?
- Yes.
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So, I guess we have to press together.
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Close the gate. It's drafty!
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Let's go.
It's nice to rise in the morning.
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Now we're on top of the world.
Please alight.
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The department for night owls.
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Oh, look at this.
It's taken on a modern shape.
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- Was it my newspaper?
- Yes.
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- I could have taken it.
- Yes, how stupid of us.
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Particularly of you.
Together we are twice as stupid.
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- Does it always arrive so early?
- It's you who are late.
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Am I late?
I'm arriving early in the morning.
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- Yes.
- Thumbs up to that.
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- How many thumbs have you got?
- One.
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- Let's use that then.
- Good morning.
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Good afternoon.
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- Hello,
- Yes?
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Can I buy a newspaper?
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I don't have any to sell,
but you can have mine.
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- I can get another one from the printers.
- Right? Thank you.
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- I'm sitting here getting sleepy.
- I see.
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I've been waiting for payment
since four o'clock.
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Oh? That must be Karlsson.
He was asleep in the elevator.
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- A large man in his finery?
- Yes, that was Karlsson.
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He's a crazy one.
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So his name is Karlsson?
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Then I will go and get my 18 krona.
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Good morning, sweetie.
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Good morning, sweetie.
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Good morning.
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Good evening.
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Not one word, understood?
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I'm returning home in a great mood,
and I'm met by these glum faces.
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Look at that.
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Am I paying 55 krona per month
to see such a grumpy face?
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Have you lost your power of speech?
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Have I done anything?
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No. It's a long time
since you did any decent work.
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Are you begrudging me a few days' holiday?
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It's back to the treadmill on Monday.
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I would rather be a countryside peasant
than a treasurer.
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You don't know what it is like
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to have to count other people's millions
while earning 350 krona per month.
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- Work brings health and comfort.
- For those you work for, yes.
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In that sense it's true.
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- Do you know what your father is now?
- No, but I would like to know.
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I'm the greatest thing
a human being can be.
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I'm an honorary elephant.
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Here it is.
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What do you want?
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- Are you Mr. Karlsson?
- Yes.
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Then it's wrong.
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- Wrong?
- The wrong Karlsson.
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Find out which Karlsson you want
before you ring the bell!
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Sorry...
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Next Karlsson...
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- Good morning.
- Good morning. What is this about?
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- I would like to have a look at Karlsson.
- A look? The young one or the old one?
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I don't know, but we can start
with the one who came home most recently.
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I'll get him.
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Everything will be ruined
if you don't stop drinking.
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Life is what you make of it.
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You've never suffered from my drinking.
You've always had everything you need.
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A father can support ten children,
but ten children can't support a father.
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- A man wants to look at Karlsson.
- Look at Karlsson?
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- That's right.
- That'll be expensive.
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- I'd forgotten about you, driver.
- It's been a long wait.
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And now the taxi
has been costing me money all night?
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- How much?
- The meter shows 18 krona.
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You could have switched it off
or taken some short fares.
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Seven, five... It's not enough.
I'll have to borrow some.
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- Lars? Can you lend me 18 krona?
- I haven't got anything to lend you.
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- Johanna, lend me 18 krona.
- I haven't been paid for this month yet.
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- It'll be sorted.
- Lots of things need to be sorted.
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On one condition: that you stop drinking.
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I promise,
as long as I can borrow 18 krona.
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- That means herring and potatoes all week.
- I like that.
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18 krona for a taxi ride!
What a scandalous waste of money.
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- Particularly when you don't have any.
- Well, now that's sorted.
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18 krona from Gustav Adolf Square.
Which route did he take?
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It was a very expensive elevator,
I mean taxi.
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But it's not every day
one becomes an honorary elephant.
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You seem to be in a good mood
this morning.
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- I should have been an opera singer.
- Yeah?
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- Well, you're the right size.
- I have the right voice, too.
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- You're at a dangerous age.
- I've been at that age for 46 years.
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You shouldn't comment on music.
You're as unmusical as an old crow.
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You can't even play a barrel organ.
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The man down there is playing.
I'll give him my last coins.
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The triumph of poverty.
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What would happen
if us poor folk didn't help each other?
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- Out. I'm dropping my trousers.
- Good timing. There's someone at the door.
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Give them my regards
and tell them I'm out.
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Good morning. Is Mr. Karlsson in?
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- Yes. Please come in.
- Thanks.
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- He seems to be in a good mood.
- Yes, there's nothing wrong with his mood.
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Please go in.
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- Good morning, Mr. Karlsson.
- Good morning, Mr. Lyring.
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How are you?
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What do I owe this pleasure to?
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I would like to have a word
with you, Mr. Karlsson.
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In private. Face to face.
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I see. One face has to leave
and close the door.
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- By all means.
- Please have a seat.
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- Right...
- Yes...
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Well...
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- I have some very sad news.
- Have the eel traps blown away again?
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We completed the audit yesterday
and there is a large sum of money missing.
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- That happens in the best of families.
- Yes, unfortunately all too often.
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The company has decided
to keep quiet about it.
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- But honesty is the best policy.
- It's the best policy in the long run.
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We are giving you 24 hours to sort it out.
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I see. What a shame I just threw
my last few coins out of the window.
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- It's not a joke. This is serious.
- Oh, is it?
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You are also requested
to hand in your resignation.
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Please pass it on to the gentlemen
and thank them for the loan.
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- I will do, Mr. Karlsson. Goodbye.
- Goodbye, Mr. Lyring.
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How can you sing after all that?
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As you can hear it works quite well.
Or what do you think?
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Goodbye. Thank you.
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So, you were dismissed?
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No, I wasn't.
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They asked me nicely
if I would hand in my resignation.
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I know what he said.
I happened to hear all of it.
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Good. Then we don't need to discuss it.
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I didn't expect anything else.
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What are you saying?
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I work and study for my exams,
while my own father...
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Steal other people's money?
Is that what you're saying?
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- It's a scandal!
- Yes, it is.
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Others calling me a thief is one thing,
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but I didn't expect my own son
to believe it.
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I won't forget that in a hurry.
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It doesn't matter.
I won't keep your name anymore.
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No, you shouldn't.
You're too posh to be called Karlsson.
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But if you change your name and we meet,
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I may not recognize you.
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- Everyone seems to be eavesdropping.
- It's the only way to find out anything.
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Oh, yeah?
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- Goodbye.
- Are you leaving?
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Yes, I am.
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I think you should stay at home
and sort out this matter.
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No, it will be sorted out over time.
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Come on, sweetie.
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My name shouldn't stand in his way.
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Well, that was nice... Are you pleased
with how you handled the situation?
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- Are you saying it's my fault?
- That he left, yes.
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If you insist on getting involved, I think
you should help him sort things out,
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and not just pass judgment
on your own father.
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Lawyers, big or small,
always try to twist everything.
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If he's not back by the evening,
I know what to do
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to avoid an even bigger disaster.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning. Is Mr. Berg on this ward?
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- Yes, he is here.
- Can I visit him?
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- Well... I'm afraid he's very ill.
- Oh?
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So no visits are allowed.
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- But you can talk to his wife.
- Doctor...
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Good morning, Henrik.
Is it very serious?
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Yes, I can't deny that it's very serious.
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We have to wait until the crisis is over
and hope for the best.
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Good morning, Henrik. How are you?
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I've had bad news. There's been an audit
and I've been asked to leave.
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Osvald told me everything.
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He borrowed the money
because of his illness.
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- You haven't told anyone, have you?
- No, I just want to know how he is.
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He mustn't find out now.
It would kill him.
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I don't want a man's death
on my conscience, particularly not his.
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Thanks, Henrik.
I suppose we can't stop it getting out.
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I won't say anything. I promise you that.
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Thanks, Henrik.
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Mrs. Berg? Don't tell him I was here.
I'm going to try to sort it out.
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How lovely.
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You won't catch it, sweetie.
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I think you missed.
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Because of your damn dog.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Have you never met the gaze
of a wounded roe deer?
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No.
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Do it and you may stop this. Murderer.
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00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,625
Do you want a lift?
234
00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:06,000
It's only two horse powers,
so it's not very fast.
235
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,542
But it's safer.
236
00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:12,042
Thank you.
Could you give my dog some milk, please?
237
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:16,792
Yes, I think I can see to that.
238
00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,500
So kind of you.
239
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:34,167
She was thirsty, the little one.
240
00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:36,917
- Don't you know an easier one?
- I learned it in one hour in Copenhagen
241
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,667
Ann-Charlotte, start the music.
242
00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:43,250
- Look at my feet and follow.
- Yes.
243
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,250
- Is the mayor at home?
- We don't hand out any money.
244
00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:06,042
The mayor supports
a charitable organization.
245
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:11,375
I see. Good. Maybe he could organize
some charity for me and my beloved?
246
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:13,708
I mean the dog.
247
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,750
- What's your name?
- Henrik Karlsson.
248
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:21,708
- Do you have a card?
- No. I don't bother with those.
249
00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:26,458
Wait a minute. Maybe this will do?
Hand it to him.
250
00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:34,333
- But it's a door plate.
- Yes, but I left the door behind.
251
00:26:34,417 --> 00:26:40,000
- Hand it to him. I'll deal with the rest.
- One moment.
252
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,125
And bend your heads forwards
and then backwards.
253
00:26:56,708 --> 00:27:01,125
- You must teach me that one, girls.
- Yes!
254
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,083
- One more time?
- Yes.
255
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,875
Hello there, old friend!
How nice to see you.
256
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:12,417
Come in! Long time no see.
257
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,500
I was out walking
and thought I would come by.
258
00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:21,042
- I'm glad you did. Welcome.
- Have you got guests?
259
00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:24,792
No, it's just the usual hangers-on.
260
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:30,167
I'm going to play a joke on them.
Leave your coat. I'll be right back.
261
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:35,083
- Shall I take your coat?
- I think I'll keep it on.
262
00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:39,458
- What about the hat?
- It's not much to bother with.
263
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,125
If you could look after my dog, Miss,
I would be grateful.
264
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:47,833
- Don't call me Miss. My name's Lena.
- I see. Henrik. Thank you.
265
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:53,125
- Come on, sweetie.
- What a cute dog. Does she bite?
266
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:58,000
No. Only in self-defense. My sweetie...
267
00:27:58,083 --> 00:28:00,833
- Excuse me?
- I meant the dog.
268
00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:01,958
Come on, Henrik.
269
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,792
What delightful hangers-on.
Are they here every day?
270
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:33,708
No. It's my daughter Vera's 21st birthday.
271
00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:38,042
- Which one is she?
- Can you guess?
272
00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:41,625
- That shouldn't be difficult.
- Girls!
273
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:45,417
This is Uncle Henrik,
my old honorary pasha.
274
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,333
Honorary elephant, actually.
275
00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:52,417
Let's see if Henrik can guess
which one of you is my daughter.
276
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:58,917
Yes, that won't be a problem.
Girls, line up in two rows.
277
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,500
You need to be serious.
This is a serious experiment.
278
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:08,708
Are you standing like this?
Put your right hand on your head.
279
00:29:08,792 --> 00:29:11,625
And your left hand in your trouser pocket.
280
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:16,708
Of course, you're girls.
Put it behind your back instead.
281
00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:22,417
- Let's be serious. Are you?
- Yes.
282
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:26,458
- Close your eyes. Are you doing that?
- Yes.
283
00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:28,417
- All of you?
- Yes.
284
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,833
- The mayor's daughter, too?
- Yes.
285
00:29:30,917 --> 00:29:33,042
Good. Here she is.
286
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:42,083
- Happy birthday.
- You did well, Henrik. Come on.
287
00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:44,125
- What a lovely young girl.
- Yes, she is.
288
00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:51,833
And then she said, "He had a motorbike!"
289
00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,250
Right, gentlemen. May I introduce
my childhood friend, Henrik Karlsson.
290
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:05,375
No, stay seated. It's fine like this.
291
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:09,292
Colonel Braunholz.
He's in charge of the town's defense.
292
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,000
- Look how proud he seems.
- Oh, no.
293
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:16,708
The only thing
I defend these days is my drink.
294
00:30:16,792 --> 00:30:21,167
- Mr. Enander, the pharmacist.
- Excuse me for leaning over.
295
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:25,875
- Delighted.
- The town's pill pusher.
296
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:30,875
- Doctor Råberg.
- Don't go to him if you're ill.
297
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:34,250
- He's an animal doctor.
- I see.
298
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:38,833
So he's a so-called cow-operative doctor.
299
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:46,250
- And that must be the station master?
- That's right.
300
00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:48,917
- Pålsson.
- Thank you.
301
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:50,958
Sit down now.
302
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:57,542
So you meet and have a drink
every time the girl turns 21?
303
00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:01,750
It's not an exaggeration to say
they've been here since she was baptized.
304
00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:12,125
We never finished discussing the question:
"What is humor?"
305
00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:16,042
A literal translation of "humor"
is "fluid."
306
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:23,000
- Correct.
- This bottle has no sense of humor.
307
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,000
I was going to call for some water.
308
00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:30,167
The courthouse, please.
309
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:35,292
Stay here, sweetie. And here's some milk
for you. There you are.
310
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:43,083
They get me up in the middle of the night
to fetch some soda water.
311
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:47,583
- Am I a prisoner or not?
- Just go.
312
00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:50,958
You'd better do as the mayor says.
313
00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,917
It's not easy being a prisoner
in this place.
314
00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,208
Sing something, Henrik. Anything at all.
315
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:07,250
What would you like?
How about a sing-along?
316
00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:12,500
This is the chorus.
317
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:23,708
- Cheers, my dear friend!
- Thanks!
318
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:27,792
- Cheers!
- Thank you.
319
00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:34,083
The prisoner says that the pharmacist's
wife refuses to hand over soda water.
320
00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,000
What?
321
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:39,667
If the pharmacist wants water,
he'll have to go home.
322
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:42,500
- Write a prescription!
- Yes, I can do that.
323
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:48,333
We'll see if she refuses this, too.
324
00:34:49,917 --> 00:34:53,708
- Here you are. Will that do?
- Yes.
325
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:57,125
You've never written
such a great prescription before.
326
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,458
At least no one will die from it.
327
00:35:02,917 --> 00:35:06,708
It seems just as dry here in town
as down by the harbor.
328
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:10,125
Are you letting the prisoner come and go?
329
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:15,667
Why not? He's not really a prisoner.
He's awaiting trial.
330
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:20,125
What if we discover after three months
that he is innocent?
331
00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:25,333
Then he'll have been locked up
for three months. Is that justice?
332
00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:31,583
- Surely you can't change the law?
- In this town I am the law.
333
00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:36,208
- That's right.
- At least it sounds right.
334
00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:41,208
- This is the town to be in.
- Come on. Let's join the girls.
335
00:35:43,792 --> 00:35:47,083
Let's hear it for Vera. Hip, hip!
336
00:35:47,167 --> 00:35:50,042
Hurrah!
337
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:51,250
Cheers.
338
00:35:55,792 --> 00:36:00,375
- Please, will you sing for us?
- Yes!
339
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:20,917
One more!
340
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:30,875
- Where has he got to?
- Why? He often goes off on a walk.
341
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,833
- He hasn't got any money.
- That's nothing unusual.
342
00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:39,958
He must do something about the 5,000
krona. The company won't wait.
343
00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:43,667
- There'll be a scandal.
- What are you doing about it?
344
00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:48,583
I'm going out.
I have to come up with something.
345
00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:53,292
Saving up from my private lessons
would take many years.
346
00:37:54,292 --> 00:37:55,875
How can it be sorted?
347
00:37:56,875 --> 00:38:01,917
If anything needs to be sorted,
I'll probably have to do it. As usual.
348
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:09,083
That's it. All went well.
Thanks for your help, girls.
349
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:11,458
Have they all gone now?
350
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,083
All except Uncle Henrik.
351
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:17,542
He really got the party going.
He's so amusing.
352
00:38:17,625 --> 00:38:20,375
Well, it's not an amusing story.
353
00:38:20,917 --> 00:38:24,750
And I have promised
not to mention it to anyone.
354
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:29,375
But you're my lawyer,
so I guess it's allowed.
355
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:36,458
As you know I have been helping
my friends with their bookkeeping.
356
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:40,417
One of my friends, Mr. Berg,
fell ill earlier in spring.
357
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:45,417
He asked if I could step in as treasurer,
and I agreed to do that.
358
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:50,667
I discovered that 5,000 krona
were missing from the account.
359
00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:58,125
He said, "I know.
I borrowed the money during my illness."
360
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:01,125
"I will pay it back when I've recovered."
361
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:07,583
He gave me this document,
in case anything happened.
362
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:13,500
"Proof of debt.
The missing 5,000 krona in the account,
363
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:17,750
"when Mr. Henrik Karlsson
took over as my deputy,
364
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,833
"is money that I'm responsible
for paying back."
365
00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:28,667
There was an audit the other day.
I've been given 24 hours to sort it out.
366
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:31,833
- Was that all?
- Yes, and I was fired.
367
00:39:32,792 --> 00:39:36,208
I'd better look after this document.
368
00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:42,875
Only this can save you morally.
Legally you are responsible.
369
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:47,458
Legally? Money is a dangerous thing.
370
00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:50,000
He's calling.
371
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:55,958
Stay here and take it easy.
I will sort it out.
372
00:39:56,042 --> 00:40:01,583
- Thank you.
- I find the matter interesting.
373
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:05,750
You called, sir.
374
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:09,000
Prepare the guestroom.
Henrik will stay for a while.
375
00:40:09,542 --> 00:40:12,917
How nice!
Then I can have some company at night.
376
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,917
Yes...
377
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:22,292
- Excuse me, what did you say?
- By the dog, obviously!
378
00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:28,792
- I realized that she meant the dog.
- I should think so.
379
00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:53,167
Wake up!
380
00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:59,125
Wake up! Listen. It's beautiful.
381
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:51,125
Now the mayor's daughter is a year older.
382
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,208
- Yes, time goes by.
- Yes.
383
00:41:55,042 --> 00:41:56,542
- Good night.
- Good night.
384
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:03,292
- If anyone should...
- I came here to...
385
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:08,417
Now, listen, madam.
Maybe we should speak one at a time.
386
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,125
Shut up, then.
387
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:14,042
You've told Mr. Karlsson's son that
his father needs to pay 5,000 krona today,
388
00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:17,958
otherwise he will be arrested.
The poor boy is distraught.
389
00:42:18,042 --> 00:42:23,375
It pained me to see the boy cry,
but what can I do?
390
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:27,958
I represent the company,
and I'm not allowed to make donations.
391
00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:31,833
Giving 5,000 to someone
who already has plenty is fine,
392
00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:35,417
but not helping someone in need.
393
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:40,458
It's those damn orders
that have led him astray.
394
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:46,292
He happens to have a voice
and you want him to sing for you.
395
00:42:46,375 --> 00:42:52,875
- Just so you have an excuse to drink!
- Don't bring in the orders. They are holy.
396
00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:57,750
Holy? Yes, I bet they are.
397
00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,708
Particularly when you
want to get away from your wives.
398
00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:07,167
I can't believe that grown men are
silly enough to run around wearing sashes
399
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:09,083
with elephants.
400
00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:14,500
Are you also an honorary animal, Director?
401
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:20,958
What do you mean? This is not a place
for discussing order secrets.
402
00:43:21,042 --> 00:43:23,583
Secrets? Really?
403
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:28,792
The men tell their wives everything
for some peace and quiet.
404
00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:31,458
Did you come here just to tell me that?
405
00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:37,708
- Are you Mrs. Karlsson?
- No, unfortunately not.
406
00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:41,542
If I were, there wouldn't be
any money missing now.
407
00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:47,833
Look. Here are five 1,000-krona notes.
408
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:53,417
One, two, three, four, five.
409
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,875
I have worked hard for those all my life.
410
00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:01,375
And I want a receipt.
Please write one now.
411
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:06,167
"Received 5,000 krona,
412
00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:12,708
which Henrik Karlsson borrowed
from the account."
413
00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:14,292
Yes, borrowed.
414
00:44:16,792 --> 00:44:20,500
And write "final settlement."
This shouldn't become a habit.
415
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:26,083
And your signature.
416
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:35,250
- Here you are.
- Thanks. I can witness it myself.
417
00:44:37,292 --> 00:44:39,250
Thank you. I mean, goodbye.
418
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:45,292
I'm sorry if I was rude.
I'm a fierce woman, but I'm fair.
419
00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:53,083
"The one who has nothing
will have it taken away."
420
00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:03,417
- Lots of people in town today.
- Yes, it's market day.
421
00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:15,083
Oh, Jesus!
422
00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:18,125
Are you running over a policeman?
423
00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:22,333
I thought you were an ordinary person.
You stopped so suddenly, sir.
424
00:45:22,417 --> 00:45:28,125
You should have stopped! There'll soon be
a driver's license for cyclists.
425
00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:33,375
Patrolling is dangerous.
I'll teach you to respect the police.
426
00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:36,375
- What's your name?
- Knut Jönsson.
427
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:38,417
- Where are you from?
- Falsterbo.
428
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,542
That's an aggravating circumstance.
429
00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:44,000
- What are you doing here?
- I'm the mayor's new farmhand.
430
00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:50,667
Are you, my dear boy?
I didn't mean to treat you badly.
431
00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:56,583
I have to keep an eye on traffic. It's
no fun to be hit. One could be badly hurt.
432
00:45:56,667 --> 00:46:01,208
If you want some information
on traffic matters, please come to me.
433
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:05,542
No, but you could try to watch out better
next time, Constable.
434
00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:15,417
- Månsson is very clever.
- A real traffic genius.
435
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:19,833
- He'll probably be mayor after me.
- As long as it's nothing worse than that.
436
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:24,917
Without me, this town
would revert back to a farm village.
437
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,583
The conditions are right for that.
438
00:46:28,667 --> 00:46:31,667
I have an idea! I'll come round to you.
439
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:33,667
Yes, please do.
440
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:42,583
You see,
we are having a traffic week in town.
441
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:46,333
I want to hire you as a special constable.
442
00:46:46,792 --> 00:46:51,042
Traffic week? But you have
neither streets nor traffic here.
443
00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:57,333
We need to confuse them. We need to shake
them up a bit. They have it too good.
444
00:46:57,417 --> 00:47:00,625
Why should people
be able to go wherever they want?
445
00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:03,417
No, we need lots of signs and markings.
446
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:07,458
So that they can get run over
in this town, too?
447
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,875
- Surely I can't be a policeman?
- Of course you can.
448
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,875
- You're crazy.
- Yes.
449
00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:18,500
But that benefits both me and the town.
450
00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:22,167
Can you make anyone a constable?
451
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:25,250
As mayor, I can do whatever I want.
452
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:30,042
- Well, power corrupts.
- Exactly.
453
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:33,792
All right, as a favor to you.
454
00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:38,208
- But it's your responsibility.
- Just take it easy.
455
00:47:41,667 --> 00:47:45,958
It's a bit cramped here.
Move down to the annex.
456
00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:52,208
- Thanks, I'd love to.
- You can use the whole floor.
457
00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:57,125
- Thank you.
- Let's go and find a uniform for you.
458
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:02,250
You'll need a shoehorn
to get into that one.
459
00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:07,583
Today's policemen look like boys.
No one is fully grown.
460
00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:12,708
We'll try this one.
It looks more promising.
461
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:20,083
Yes, this fits perfectly.
462
00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:25,875
If I just have the right clothes,
I have the right shape for a constable.
463
00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:29,750
And the saber.
464
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:36,167
No, damn it! We abolished those
a long time ago in this town.
465
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:39,542
Skanör's only defense...
466
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:42,500
- The caps are up there.
- ...in case there's a revolution.
467
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:47,250
- This one...
- No. You're not an inspector yet.
468
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:51,667
Oh, is that the next rank?
I may reach that by Saturday.
469
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:10,417
- It's seen better days.
- Today it will see its best day.
470
00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:16,250
- Now I'm in charge of defense.
- Good. Toughen up.
471
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,417
And use your swagger.
472
00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:22,875
- Will you help me if there's a fight?
- Absolutely. You can count on me.
473
00:49:52,542 --> 00:49:55,667
- There... Oops!
- Excuse me.
474
00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:59,542
- Are you here again, Månsson?
- Have we got a new constable?
475
00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:03,708
- Yes. Have you met him?
- Aren't I good enough?
476
00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:06,625
Yes, but I've hired one
for the traffic week.
477
00:50:07,375 --> 00:50:12,000
- Is he a real policeman?
- No, he's a Skanör policeman.
478
00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:18,292
- Are all the signs up?
- Yes, but there are lots left over.
479
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:22,000
- All of them should be put up somewhere.
- Right.
480
00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:25,625
- I'll find somewhere to put them.
- Please do.
481
00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:29,750
- People are angry about the signs.
- It'll pass, Månsson.
482
00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:09,875
Hello, there.
483
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:15,542
If the cows are using the sidewalks,
you should be using the road.
484
00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:18,458
Go and ride on the cobblestones.
485
00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:37,875
Where's your traffic sense?
The geese had right of way.
486
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:55,625
Yes, come here! Don't be afraid.
I'm not a real policeman. Come.
487
00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:57,958
Here you are.
488
00:52:21,792 --> 00:52:26,042
Sir, it's against the law
to drive while intoxicated.
489
00:52:26,125 --> 00:52:29,250
- I haven't set off yet.
- And you're not going to.
490
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:34,750
- Come with me to the police station.
- Oh, you have a police station here?
491
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,625
It'll be fun to see what it looks like.
492
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:45,958
- Let's go, my dear Constable.
- I'd better lead you.
493
00:52:46,042 --> 00:52:49,833
Be my guest, Constable.
494
00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:55,333
You can drive down that road, Miss.
495
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,583
But it's one way from the other end.
496
00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:05,417
Oh? Then you have to drive
around the block, Miss.
497
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,750
Then I'll end up in the same place.
498
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:12,083
That's true. That's actually true.
499
00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:18,458
- There's an alleyway. Use that.
- But traffic is banned there.
500
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:22,792
Is it? That's a shame.
That would have been perfect.
501
00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:26,000
But what about that street?
502
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:30,000
- It's also one way from the other end.
- Oh, is it?
503
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:32,292
Then you have to go that way, Miss.
504
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:38,125
- But I'm going that way!
- What difference does it make?
505
00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:42,792
The town is so small
that it hardly matters.
506
00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:47,000
- Bikes will probably be rationed soon.
- That would be good.
507
00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:51,833
No more than four trips a month.
That would be good. Have a look here.
508
00:53:51,917 --> 00:53:58,750
So, take that...
No, it doesn't work. It's no entry.
509
00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:00,583
- That one, too?
- It doesn't work.
510
00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:04,875
There's no entry here.
You will have to go back, Miss.
511
00:54:06,167 --> 00:54:11,958
You may never be able to leave.
You have to register to live here.
512
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:19,125
- Use that street. I'll close my eyes.
- But I'm going that way!
513
00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:24,042
Just go. Any way you like. Just go.
514
00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:27,792
Look! They are going
where it says no entry.
515
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:31,750
- How can they do that?
- Well, they didn't ask.
516
00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:35,333
M 34697.
517
00:54:36,292 --> 00:54:39,458
- Stand up when a policeman speaks to you.
- Of course.
518
00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:41,542
I'm so sorry.
519
00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:43,917
- What's your name?
- Johansson.
520
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:51,292
- Can I see your driver's license?
- I don't have one and I don't want one.
521
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:56,583
You won't need it after this.
Your driver's license will be recalled.
522
00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:02,167
Recalled? You can't recall something
that doesn't exist.
523
00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:05,208
What? Exist? Doesn't exist?
524
00:55:06,375 --> 00:55:08,458
We'll have to issue a license.
525
00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:11,917
Justice must be done.
The license must be recalled.
526
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:16,167
Well, that is something
you decide for yourself.
527
00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:18,917
- Put these in folders, Månsson.
- Yes, sir.
528
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:24,250
Is this the "moyar"? I mean mayor.
529
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:28,292
I have heard
that you are such nice man, sir!
530
00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:31,750
- Take it easy.
- Be nice.
531
00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:35,250
- What is this?
- A drunk driver from Malmö.
532
00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:41,833
Drunk driver? Those are lunatics.
Drive him back to Malmö where he's based.
533
00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:47,042
- I will do, sir.
- He seems to be a bit too much of a mayor.
534
00:55:48,917 --> 00:55:54,583
Good timing, Henrik. Take over here.
Månsson is driving the road hog to Malmö.
535
00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:59,542
We are all road hogs
Road hogs, road hogs
536
00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:02,167
And everywhere we hear them...
537
00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:05,625
- Calm down.
- Come on!
538
00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:11,208
Gentlemen and ladies.
I have to withdraw. So long!
539
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:15,417
And so tall.
He could barely get through the door.
540
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:20,250
- He was nice. We could have kept him.
- For goodness' sake, no.
541
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:26,417
This town is such an idyllic place.
542
00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:31,000
- Come on, let's go.
- Yeah, it's time to let go.
543
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:34,083
Come on, my dear Constable.
544
00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:42,583
That fat policeman
looked like Karlsson from Malmö.
545
00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:45,625
- Karlsson who?
- Henrik Karlsson.
546
00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:48,708
Yes, his name's Henrik Karlsson
and he's from Malmö.
547
00:56:48,792 --> 00:56:50,083
Then it must be him.
548
00:56:50,167 --> 00:56:52,250
- Who?
- The money thief.
549
00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:57,625
- Has he stolen money?!
- Yes. Several millions.
550
00:56:57,708 --> 00:57:01,875
- Can you prove it?
- I can provide written proof.
551
00:57:01,958 --> 00:57:07,417
- In the return for the lift.
- I would appreciate written proof.
552
00:57:09,292 --> 00:57:13,875
- Where can I find a policeman?
- Just go through there.
553
00:57:16,417 --> 00:57:22,250
- Is this supposed to be a police station?
- Yes. What are you supposed to be?
554
00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:27,208
Someone has stolen my car
that was parked outside the guesthouse.
555
00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:29,375
- Really? Please sit down.
- Thanks.
556
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:36,833
- Name?
- Dodge Cabriolet.
557
00:57:36,917 --> 00:57:43,292
Dodge Cabriolet.
Any other first names other than Dodge?
558
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,542
That's the name of the car, obviously.
559
00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:51,750
Here in Skanör, cars don't have names,
they have numbers.
560
00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:56,750
- That's the same in Malmö.
- So what's your name?
561
00:57:57,333 --> 00:58:01,750
- My name is Gösta Josefsson.
- Gösta Josefsson.
562
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:08,042
Do you think the police is responsible
for keeping an eye on your toys?
563
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:11,958
And that Skanör is
a parking place for Malmö?
564
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:17,208
- What's your number?
- M 34697.
565
00:58:17,292 --> 00:58:19,125
M 34...
566
00:58:21,875 --> 00:58:27,958
- M 34697? Is that your number?
- It's my car registration number.
567
00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:47,458
- This is where I live. Fourth floor.
- I'm not driving you upstairs.
568
00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:51,250
No, that would be difficult,
so I'll walk the last bit.
569
00:58:57,708 --> 00:59:01,917
Goodbye, my friend.
Thanks for the nice lift.
570
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:07,625
- Where do I park the car?
- I don't know. It's not my car.
571
00:59:07,708 --> 00:59:11,542
What? You've got a nerve!
It's not your car?!
572
00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:14,875
Take it easy. I'll sort it out.
573
00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:20,042
- My fiancée has seven million.
- And an idiot for fiancé.
574
00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:24,542
I'll send Karlsson's documents.
575
00:59:24,625 --> 00:59:28,167
- That would be kind. Don't forget.
- I promise. Bye!
576
00:59:30,917 --> 00:59:33,042
It wasn't his car?
577
00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:40,875
Damn drunk druver... drive drinker...
I'm too angry to say drunk driver!
578
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:46,375
- Do you know where my car is?
- Take a seat at the guesthouse.
579
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,292
- The car will be there in half an hour.
- Thank you.
580
00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:52,167
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
581
00:59:54,292 --> 00:59:55,250
Goodbye.
582
01:00:01,583 --> 01:00:03,792
Who was that jolly fellow?
583
01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:09,917
Månsson has stolen a car
and driven that drunk driver to Malmö.
584
01:00:10,792 --> 01:00:13,000
The man who left is the owner of the car.
585
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,208
Månsson will have a bitter pill
to swallow.
586
01:00:24,292 --> 01:00:27,250
- What do you mean?
- We're going to arrest him.
587
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:32,333
No, that would be a shame.
He's not the most intelligent person.
588
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:36,125
Don't feel sorry for him.
He doesn't feel sorry for you.
589
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:43,542
I'll sign here and you fill it out
before he comes back.
590
01:00:49,042 --> 01:00:52,958
- I'm back now.
- How was Malmö?
591
01:00:53,042 --> 01:00:58,250
Well, what happened happened,
but I'm sure it will get sorted out.
592
01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:07,167
I've heard certain things that could
put a certain person behind bars.
593
01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:10,083
Many people ought to be there. Who?
594
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:14,375
I can't tell you right now.
But when the chain of evidence is ready,
595
01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:20,000
we'll strike. No one beats me
when it comes to solving crimes.
596
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:24,458
That's good. Constable Karlsson
wants to speak to you.
597
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:29,667
Constable Karlsson?
I feel sorry for certain policemen.
598
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:37,958
- What did you want?
- How dare you ask me that?
599
01:01:38,042 --> 01:01:42,083
- You're a shame for our police force.
- What do you mean?
600
01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:47,917
I should ask you that. You steal a car
and drive a drink driver to Malmö,
601
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,542
while you're on duty.
602
01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:57,792
Don't you realize that we as policemen
have to set a good example?
603
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:02,333
- Can I see your driver's license?
- I don't have one.
604
01:02:02,417 --> 01:02:05,042
What? No license?
605
01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:10,167
A policeman without a driver's license.
Now that's some story.
606
01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,583
- I've never had one.
- That doesn't make it any better.
607
01:02:14,542 --> 01:02:16,750
You smell of alcohol.
Have you been drinking?
608
01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:21,875
No. I tasted a few drops
from the bottle in the car.
609
01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,083
Drunk driving.
This gets better and better.
610
01:02:26,167 --> 01:02:31,125
Based on the information I have received,
I'm arresting you here and now.
611
01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:35,958
Here is the arrest warrant. Report
to custody as soon as the cell is free.
612
01:02:38,458 --> 01:02:41,042
You can end up inside
when driving outside.
613
01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:45,625
That's the worst policeman I've ever seen.
614
01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:50,583
- Well? How did he react?
- I don't know.
615
01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:55,167
I gave him the arrest warrant
and he'll have to put himself in custody.
616
01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:58,375
Signed by the mayor himself.
617
01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:03,292
- What a beautiful dress.
- Yes, isn't it?
618
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:05,250
I wish I could join you in Malmö.
619
01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:10,000
Another time. We have a good time
at the parties in Kungsparken.
620
01:04:57,167 --> 01:05:00,000
Hello, sweetie.
621
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:04,417
I have two pigs for you
that I have arrested.
622
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:07,417
They can be your playmates.
623
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:11,500
It's those little ones
who will become jellied pork one day.
624
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:23,042
Hey! What are you up to?
625
01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:28,542
- I'm fixing the bars. They're falling off.
- Who asked you to do that?
626
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:33,167
Månsson. I have to work
for my board and lodgings.
627
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:36,875
I hope I won't see you for much longer.
628
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:40,792
What? Are you leaving your job, sir?
629
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:46,292
- No, but I'll be asking you to leave soon.
- What's the point of that?
630
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:51,417
Can't I stay as a permanent prisoner?
631
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:54,208
Someone needs to be in the cell.
632
01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:58,417
No. I don't want any prisoners here
during the winter.
633
01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,542
- I'll store potatoes there.
- I see.
634
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:13,833
- That looks heavy.
- Yes, indeed.
635
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:17,375
Those are nice apples.
Is it windfall fruit?
636
01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:21,375
- No, it's good apples.
- I'll give you a hand.
637
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:28,375
- Jesus.
- Oh, my God.
638
01:06:30,042 --> 01:06:32,208
Now it is windfall fruit.
639
01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:35,625
Let's pick them up together.
640
01:06:44,458 --> 01:06:49,792
- This was tiresome.
- An apple caused problems a long time ago.
641
01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:56,542
He's picking apples
as if he were innocent.
642
01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:59,375
But I'll soon pick him up.
643
01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:02,167
And the mayor appointed him
as a constable.
644
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:07,000
It's not only the harbor
that needs cleaning up.
645
01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:09,875
He looks nice and kind.
646
01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:14,792
On the surface, yes.
But underneath he's a different person.
647
01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:18,625
One dare not let the girls out at night.
648
01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:21,833
Well, should they be out and about?
649
01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:28,917
When the police force is made up
of thieves and fugitives,
650
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:33,292
it's time to put one's foot down
once and for all.
651
01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:44,667
We need to clean up this town.
We need to send a delegation to the mayor
652
01:07:44,750 --> 01:07:47,750
and tell him
that we're not accepting this.
653
01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:53,208
That traffic cop has already
got one foot in the handcuffs.
654
01:07:54,625 --> 01:07:59,667
- The worst problem is the traffic signs.
- What's wrong with them?
655
01:07:59,750 --> 01:08:01,833
They're very confusing.
656
01:08:02,542 --> 01:08:06,125
I don't think so, because I put them up.
657
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:18,208
- Oh, are you here, Uncle Henrik?
- Yes, I'm happy in the kitchen with Lena.
658
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:24,000
I'm going to tell you something exciting.
I'm madly in love.
659
01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:29,333
Can't you talk to Dad, so I can invite
him? You will both like him a lot.
660
01:08:29,417 --> 01:08:33,833
Hang on a minute.
I can only answer for myself.
661
01:08:33,917 --> 01:08:39,667
You could say
that you know him and his father...
662
01:08:39,750 --> 01:08:44,458
It's bad enough to lie about the son.
Do I need to lie about the father, too?
663
01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:48,500
- I've no idea who he is.
- Please help me.
664
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:51,250
I'll do my best to lie.
665
01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:55,000
- All is fair in love and war.
- Thank you.
666
01:08:55,833 --> 01:09:00,167
- Thank you, Uncle Henrik.
- That was an extra bonus.
667
01:09:01,042 --> 01:09:05,083
Yes, we should stick together.
We'll band together.
668
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:10,625
- Everyone should get the one they love.
- Let's agree on that!
669
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,375
Oh? Well, that's good.
670
01:09:17,667 --> 01:09:18,875
Tell me...
671
01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:24,833
Do you know
Special Constable Karlsson from before?
672
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:30,958
- Of course! We are childhood friends.
- Right.
673
01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:34,625
But do you really know him well?
674
01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:39,125
Well? We are childhood friends.
Didn't you hear me say that?
675
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:44,375
- I'm just asking as part of my job.
- I understand.
676
01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:54,583
Please be kind enough
to get down from the roof.
677
01:09:54,667 --> 01:09:59,500
- No, we don't want to be kind.
- Don't want to? Well, then...
678
01:10:00,583 --> 01:10:04,292
You'll have to stay there then, damnit.
679
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,833
- That's a beautiful song.
- Yes, isn't it?
680
01:11:22,417 --> 01:11:29,208
Vera. I have told the mayor that you
have met a lovely young man in Malmö.
681
01:11:29,292 --> 01:11:33,292
- I suggested dinner on Sunday.
- What did Dad say?
682
01:11:33,375 --> 01:11:38,208
You can't let a young girl outside
without her dragging a man home.
683
01:11:38,292 --> 01:11:40,792
She's her father's daughter.
684
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:44,333
Lena wants to invite him
to dinner on Sunday.
685
01:11:44,417 --> 01:11:48,750
I was going to talk to you about that.
686
01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:54,792
- Really? Do you know the family?
- Yes. The father. He's a very decent man.
687
01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:59,292
- I see.
- I guarantee it. It's all good news.
688
01:11:59,375 --> 01:12:03,625
- What does the young man look like?
- He's short and blond... No, not blond.
689
01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:09,458
More sort of dark... Somewhere in between.
690
01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:11,417
Tall. I mean short.
691
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:17,167
I haven't seen him for a long time,
so I can't quite remember.
692
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:20,667
- He's probably changed.
- Have you known him that long?
693
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:25,667
Yes. He and I... The father and I...
He and I and the father...
694
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:30,750
- We are old friends.
- Then you must join us for dinner!
695
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:34,250
Okay. One has to eat in any case.
696
01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:38,875
- Thanks. Is the father coming?
- No.
697
01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:41,375
Will you keep an eye
on the funfair tonight?
698
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:45,417
Yes. I'm taking Lena there in any case.
699
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:56,875
There's no doubt.
700
01:12:57,958 --> 01:13:03,958
It's a Hungarian Gyllen. 1568.
701
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:10,333
You're worth a fortune, my little friend.
702
01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:14,875
There. And now we're going
to have a look at you.
703
01:13:16,083 --> 01:13:19,208
- He's coming, Dad!
- Don't disturb me.
704
01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:20,750
My garter snapped.
705
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:26,458
This is remarkable...
706
01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,708
- Please come in.
- Thanks.
707
01:13:36,542 --> 01:13:39,375
- Good evening, Lars. Welcome!
- Good evening, Vera.
708
01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:42,542
Oh, how sweet. Thank you.
709
01:13:49,917 --> 01:13:54,625
- Damn, what's this?!
- That's the mayor speaking.
710
01:13:55,292 --> 01:13:57,125
Come, I'll introduce you.
711
01:14:02,292 --> 01:14:05,792
- What are you doing, Dad?
- Good evening, sir.
712
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:12,625
Oh, right. I'll shake your hand later.
I must find a valuable coin.
713
01:14:12,708 --> 01:14:17,625
- I know where it is.
- Do you? Give it to me then.
714
01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:21,833
- No, I can't right now.
- Now, I said!
715
01:14:21,917 --> 01:14:25,958
Well, don't look.
And you have to look the other way.
716
01:14:29,125 --> 01:14:32,417
- Here you are, Dad.
- Thank God.
717
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:36,625
- Where was it? It's warm.
- Do you really want to know?
718
01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:39,458
- How do you do? Welcome.
- Thanks.
719
01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:41,167
Have you seen such lovely roses?
720
01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:47,792
Thank you. Go into the lounge.
I'll be there shortly.
721
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,542
Thank God.
722
01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:55,625
- Sweetie!
- Look.
723
01:14:55,708 --> 01:15:00,542
- But it's...
- Yes, little sweetie.
724
01:15:05,708 --> 01:15:06,542
Come.
725
01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:15,458
May I introduce you to my lovely
Uncle Henrik. Mr. Klang, law clerk.
726
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,583
- What was the name?
- Klang.
727
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:22,583
Karlsson. Still.
728
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:27,667
- Dinner is served.
- Thanks.
729
01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:35,667
Please take a seat over there.
730
01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:41,500
Right.
731
01:15:45,167 --> 01:15:47,083
Please.
732
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:51,292
It's not a gala dinner,
just an ordinary everyday dinner.
733
01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:52,833
You're boasting, Dad.
734
01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:56,333
- Lena and I have worked very hard.
- Have you?
735
01:15:56,417 --> 01:16:01,542
- Vera has found a very handsome young man.
- Has she?
736
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:14,750
No, you first.
737
01:16:21,250 --> 01:16:22,917
- Here you are.
- Thanks.
738
01:16:32,042 --> 01:16:33,083
Right...
739
01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:38,292
Well, there we are...
740
01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:47,375
It's an incredibly lively conversation...
741
01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:53,000
You shouldn't talk while you chew.
742
01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:57,292
What do you think of the new restrictions?
743
01:16:58,125 --> 01:17:00,792
Well, what can you say?
744
01:17:01,542 --> 01:17:07,458
- I agree.
- Well, I say... Cheers!
745
01:17:07,542 --> 01:17:11,125
- Cheers.
- Thanks, but I don't drink alcohol.
746
01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:17,042
Really? Are you worried what your father
would say? Is he a teetotaler?
747
01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:19,917
He's damn well not. Cheers.
748
01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:26,208
"How was copper wire invented?"
749
01:17:26,917 --> 01:17:32,375
"Two Scotsmen fought over a penny."
750
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:42,958
Good night. I'm off home now.
If anything happens, let me know.
751
01:17:43,042 --> 01:17:46,958
No sleep tonight. The mayor has guests.
752
01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:50,417
You'd better be ready.
753
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:55,542
The mayor might need a fourth man
for bridge. Good night.
754
01:17:56,875 --> 01:17:58,333
Good night, Månsson.
755
01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:47,833
Don't laugh, you damn...
756
01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:57,708
What's going on?
I won't have that in my house!
757
01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:06,667
What's up with Uncle Henrik?
I don't recognize him.
758
01:20:07,417 --> 01:20:13,125
- Unfortunately, I do.
- Do you know him? Have you fallen out?
759
01:20:14,083 --> 01:20:18,000
No, he is my father.
760
01:20:19,917 --> 01:20:24,625
What? Why didn't you say anything?
761
01:20:25,667 --> 01:20:30,375
- Were you playing a joke on us?
- No, it's more serious than that.
762
01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:36,583
What should I have done?
I had no idea he'd be here.
763
01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:43,250
He didn't say anything, so I couldn't
either. I was waiting for an explanation.
764
01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,042
You have to apologize!
765
01:20:45,125 --> 01:20:51,167
I can apologize to you,
but not for what I've said to the boy.
766
01:20:52,708 --> 01:20:55,792
Coming here under a false name
767
01:20:55,875 --> 01:21:00,042
and just sitting there
pretending nothing's happened.
768
01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:04,417
- What has happened?
- You can see what's happening.
769
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:09,708
- You sang his praises.
- I've apologized for that.
770
01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:15,917
- You spoke well of the father and son.
- Well, the father is an idiot.
771
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:20,875
- You seem to know them well.
- Yes, too well, I'm afraid.
772
01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:23,333
I am the father.
773
01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:30,708
- If I had known, I wouldn't have come.
- Speak to him.
774
01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:35,458
My father and I have fallen out
over a matter I can't discuss.
775
01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:38,667
And he's angry
because I changed my surname.
776
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:42,708
What will the mayor think about me now?
777
01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:47,208
May I have a word with you?
778
01:21:55,250 --> 01:22:00,750
- Lars is so sorry about this.
- Really? He was laughing while I sang.
779
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,792
I can tell you why we laughed.
780
01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:06,750
- We were speaking about you.
- Yeah?
781
01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:12,000
I said, "If I hadn't met you, I would have
fallen in love with Uncle Henrik."
782
01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:18,500
- See. You're laughing too!
- Yes, it's all complicated enough.
783
01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:24,375
- No, it's something else.
- I feel sorry for you.
784
01:22:28,667 --> 01:22:33,875
- Are you kissing me? Am I a stand-in?
- Surely I can kiss my father-in-law?
785
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:39,333
- What if I won't become that?
- Then you have to hand the kisses back.
786
01:22:39,417 --> 01:22:43,833
I want Lars and no one else.
Whatever my father says.
787
01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:47,458
- You haven't asked me.
- I didn't know you were his father.
788
01:22:48,417 --> 01:22:52,583
I didn't know that either, until now.
789
01:22:52,667 --> 01:22:53,625
Well? Can I?
790
01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:56,167
- What?
- Marry him?
791
01:22:56,917 --> 01:23:00,208
Only if you promise to become
Mrs. Karlsson rather than Mrs. Klang.
792
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:02,708
Karlsson has a nice ring to it.
793
01:23:02,792 --> 01:23:07,958
The name doesn't matter,
as long as one's happy.
794
01:23:26,750 --> 01:23:30,542
- The damn geese seem angry.
- Yes, they are very angry.
795
01:23:31,333 --> 01:23:34,000
I'm going to name them
Skanör and Falsterbo.
796
01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:39,667
Why have you got so many animals?
You don't have a farm.
797
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,833
Haven't I? Come, I'll show you my farm.
798
01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:51,792
- What do you think of this farm?
- Oh! I'd love to be an animal here!
799
01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:57,333
- Yes, they are treated very well here.
- Look!
800
01:23:57,417 --> 01:24:01,917
Nothing's missing from this farm,
except maybe a wife.
801
01:24:02,333 --> 01:24:07,042
- Who will take that place?
- Who knows? You could apply for it.
802
01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:11,708
No, if I'm going to be a wife,
I want a proper proposal first.
803
01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:16,292
Imagine if I knelt down and said,
804
01:24:16,375 --> 01:24:22,333
"Lena, I love you. I will carry you
in my arms through life."
805
01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:27,208
That sounds wonderful.
Such words can make a woman happy.
806
01:24:27,292 --> 01:24:31,375
Yes, everyone I have said them to
have been happy.
807
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:37,083
- But it only lasted over a weekend.
- It's nice anyway.
808
01:24:37,708 --> 01:24:40,625
We women know that men just try it on.
809
01:24:41,708 --> 01:24:43,917
But Lena, what if I said this,
810
01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:50,917
"Lena, I like you.
How about us trying to live together?"
811
01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:56,000
"It may not be much fun,
but we could make the most of it."
812
01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:58,208
It sounds a bit too prosaic.
813
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,708
Yes, one can't be truthful with women.
814
01:25:04,583 --> 01:25:11,208
Lena, I love you. I want to whisper
the sweetest words in your ear.
815
01:25:12,208 --> 01:25:15,708
- Damn it, the pigs are on the loose again!
- Henrik...
816
01:25:23,542 --> 01:25:26,625
Come on. Stop!
817
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:31,333
Come on.
818
01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:37,917
Come on!
819
01:25:58,542 --> 01:26:02,125
There we are. Let's see...
820
01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:09,000
"One cup whole milk, seven tablespoons
of butter, a cup of sugar and two eggs."
821
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:15,125
That's that. "Add two cups of flour."
822
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:21,417
Flour. That was sugar
and that was salt. This is flour.
823
01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:26,083
"Fine flour."
That sounds right for a fine woman.
824
01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:29,500
Two cups.
This is roughly two cups. That will do.
825
01:26:30,792 --> 01:26:32,375
Two cups.
826
01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:40,208
It'll be a nice cake
for when Lena comes over for coffee.
827
01:26:41,292 --> 01:26:45,500
That's it. "Then add..."
828
01:26:46,292 --> 01:26:50,000
"Then add lots of salt and pepper."
829
01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:55,333
Salt and pepper... Here's some salt.
830
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,458
"Lots of it." I'll add some more.
831
01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:03,542
That's enough. And pepper.
832
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,833
Pepper...
833
01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:11,708
There we have it. Lots of salt and pepper.
834
01:27:20,667 --> 01:27:26,000
Right. Now it's ready to go in the oven.
835
01:27:45,208 --> 01:27:48,958
Oh, we've been discovered.
The holiday is over.
836
01:27:51,125 --> 01:27:54,708
- Here it is.
- Good. Thanks for your help.
837
01:28:00,250 --> 01:28:02,667
What's that fancy dress costume
you're wearing?
838
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:06,417
Fancy dress costume? Mind your words.
839
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:11,042
You can say what you want about me,
but don't speak ill of my uniform.
840
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:16,792
- I don't owe you any explanations.
- No, but 5,000 krona that I've paid.
841
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:21,333
Otherwise you would have been locked up.
Shame on you! Thief.
842
01:28:22,167 --> 01:28:26,167
- Have you paid out 5,000 for me?
- Yes.
843
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:30,083
- Where did you get that from?
- I've been saving housekeeping money.
844
01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:34,875
- Shame on you, thief.
- What do you mean?
845
01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:40,500
If you've squirreled away money
I've given you for housekeeping,
846
01:28:40,583 --> 01:28:45,125
you've stolen 5,000 krona from me!
847
01:28:45,208 --> 01:28:49,208
See how easy it is to become a thief.
848
01:28:49,292 --> 01:28:54,917
Don't cry. All women steal
from the housekeeping money.
849
01:28:55,417 --> 01:29:01,958
Go inside now. Don't cry.
You'll get everything back next week.
850
01:29:02,042 --> 01:29:04,208
I've heard that many times before.
851
01:29:04,292 --> 01:29:08,833
I'd better continue stealing
housekeeping money.
852
01:29:14,625 --> 01:29:21,375
Hello, sweetie! Yes, there you have
your friends Robert and Siskan.
853
01:29:24,417 --> 01:29:26,917
If you're staying,
you have to sleep in there.
854
01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:35,292
I always have to sleep in tiny rooms.
855
01:29:36,042 --> 01:29:40,792
- How about us getting married?
- I don't think anyone would want us.
856
01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:53,167
Something's burning.
857
01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:55,542
What's going on?
858
01:29:55,625 --> 01:30:00,083
- It's a quick cake. It's ready.
- It's burnt!
859
01:30:01,417 --> 01:30:04,000
Look! It's stuck.
860
01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:06,500
- Out of the way.
- Don't! It could explode.
861
01:30:06,583 --> 01:30:10,083
- I was a volunteer fireman.
- Bring a knife!
862
01:30:10,667 --> 01:30:12,000
- Here you are.
- Thanks.
863
01:30:15,625 --> 01:30:17,083
Ouch! Damnit!
864
01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:25,875
I'm going home. Unless it's important,
I don't want to be disturbed.
865
01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:28,125
May I ask you something, sir?
866
01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:34,958
Has Special Constable Karlsson
got a son who is reading law?
867
01:30:35,042 --> 01:30:40,458
Yes. He was at my place earlier.
A very nice young man.
868
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:43,417
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, sir.
869
01:30:46,333 --> 01:30:51,208
That was the missing link
that will settle things.
870
01:30:58,042 --> 01:31:04,208
- There's your quick cake.
- It was so small when I put it in.
871
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:07,167
- How much yeast did you use?
- This can.
872
01:31:07,250 --> 01:31:09,167
You needed one and a half teaspoons.
873
01:31:11,417 --> 01:31:16,292
- We'll give it to the geese.
- What have they done wrong?
874
01:31:16,375 --> 01:31:19,792
I must go and buy some cakes and cream.
875
01:31:20,292 --> 01:31:26,250
Can you lend me two krona, Johanna?
Then I'll owe you 5,002 krona.
876
01:31:26,333 --> 01:31:30,542
And two month's salary
and 18 krona for the taxi.
877
01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:36,458
- Let's call it 5,200.
- A treasurer who can't count...
878
01:31:36,542 --> 01:31:42,708
- It comes to 5,140.
- We use a machine to calculate. Thanks.
879
01:31:51,875 --> 01:31:56,542
- At least take off the apron!
- You could have told me that earlier.
880
01:31:56,625 --> 01:31:58,750
I didn't think you were that crazy.
881
01:32:03,833 --> 01:32:07,917
Who told your daddy that I was coming?
882
01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:20,083
- Excuse me, isn't Mr. Karlsson here?
- No, but his housekeeper is.
883
01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:24,250
Oh, that's you. How do you do?
He has told me a lot about you.
884
01:32:24,333 --> 01:32:30,042
Don't pay any attention to it.
He lies a lot. He can be so mean.
885
01:32:30,458 --> 01:32:31,792
Really?
886
01:32:31,875 --> 01:32:35,792
He tells every woman that he loves them.
Except me.
887
01:32:36,667 --> 01:32:39,833
- He has said nice things about you.
- Has he?
888
01:32:40,292 --> 01:32:46,375
Yes, he is very kind,
but what I mean is...
889
01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:49,208
- What has he said?
- I'm not telling you.
890
01:32:53,417 --> 01:32:56,792
Yes, it's a shame,
but there's nothing we can do.
891
01:32:57,375 --> 01:33:00,000
You have to leave.
892
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:04,000
It's inconsiderate
to chuck people out like this.
893
01:33:04,083 --> 01:33:09,208
This is no normal rental
with three months' notice.
894
01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:14,917
No. But I could have paid off my fine
by staying somewhere I'm happy.
895
01:33:16,333 --> 01:33:22,125
I've repaired the building
and fixed the bars and the lock.
896
01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:25,708
Now when it resembles a jail,
I'm kicked out.
897
01:33:25,792 --> 01:33:29,708
It's unfair, but that's the law.
898
01:33:29,792 --> 01:33:34,000
We will miss you.
You've become popular in this town.
899
01:33:34,875 --> 01:33:37,042
Maybe the cell will be used.
900
01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:42,958
I suppose I have no choice but to leave.
901
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:47,917
But isn't it good to know
that you didn't do anything so bad
902
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:49,417
that you couldn't come back?
903
01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:52,167
Bye then, prisoner.
904
01:33:54,667 --> 01:33:59,625
- And welcome back.
- Thanks, Månsson. Thank you.
905
01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:04,708
Is this supposed to be coffee?
It's damn weak.
906
01:34:04,792 --> 01:34:06,917
- It's perfect.
- It tastes good.
907
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:11,167
Who says? My coffee is bad.
Add another bean.
908
01:34:15,292 --> 01:34:18,208
Turning up in the middle of our coffee...
909
01:34:18,917 --> 01:34:23,917
I've put up with her for 20 years, and
will have to do so for as long as I live.
910
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:28,875
- Surely she likes you?
- Yes, that's the worst thing.
911
01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:33,583
You have all the problems
of being married, but none of the joy.
912
01:34:34,167 --> 01:34:38,750
- Poor you.
- When we have so much to talk about.
913
01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:45,500
Oh, Lena... You really mean that?
Yes, you are probably right.
914
01:34:47,125 --> 01:34:50,333
- Where's the coffee?
- It's brewing.
915
01:34:50,417 --> 01:34:54,875
Go and check on it. I don't want it burnt.
916
01:34:54,958 --> 01:34:57,708
There seems
to be another burning issue here.
917
01:35:02,292 --> 01:35:07,000
- That was nasty of her.
- Don't worry about it. She's crazy.
918
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:13,917
Why would she come from Malmö
and have coffee here?
919
01:35:14,583 --> 01:35:18,458
Here she is again.
You made coffee quicker than usual today.
920
01:35:18,542 --> 01:35:23,500
- I don't want it! Let it brew for longer.
- This is the coffee you ordered.
921
01:35:23,583 --> 01:35:24,917
Did I order this?
922
01:35:26,167 --> 01:35:28,292
Ew! This is like dynamite.
923
01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:32,250
You could strip off paint with this.
924
01:35:32,833 --> 01:35:38,125
I understand what the problem is.
I'll go away and the coffee will be fine.
925
01:35:39,958 --> 01:35:45,500
- I feel sorry for her.
- Yes, I feel very sorry for her.
926
01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:51,167
She's a good person really.
Very sweet and kind deep down.
927
01:35:52,458 --> 01:35:57,708
She has done me some favors
I will never forget. This last one...
928
01:35:59,167 --> 01:36:02,125
She has a heart of gold.
929
01:36:03,333 --> 01:36:09,250
She's quite good looking, too.
I mean she's clean and proper.
930
01:36:11,250 --> 01:36:17,917
You can't build your life on love. People
in love shouldn't be allowed to marry.
931
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:21,542
When you're in love, you're crazy.
You don't know what you're doing.
932
01:36:22,625 --> 01:36:27,042
One day the love is gone
and you find yourself unhappy.
933
01:36:28,042 --> 01:36:31,125
A really good companionship,
that is worth something.
934
01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:38,208
Imagine two good friends who strive
together through life, sharing everything.
935
01:36:39,167 --> 01:36:40,583
That would be something.
936
01:36:42,333 --> 01:36:46,167
Love come and goes,
but housekeepers lasts.
937
01:36:47,792 --> 01:36:52,208
- The piglets are on the loose again.
- What? Are they?
938
01:36:53,458 --> 01:36:56,333
Write: "Your Honorable Mayor."
939
01:36:58,042 --> 01:37:04,667
Now when we know that Karlsson
didn't steal any money,
940
01:37:04,750 --> 01:37:07,583
lots of people want to pay back
the 5,000 krona.
941
01:37:08,542 --> 01:37:13,167
From now on, stealing money
from the company account won't be allowed.
942
01:37:13,875 --> 01:37:17,500
Continue writing:
"Treasurer Mr. Berg has passed away,
943
01:37:19,333 --> 01:37:25,750
"but he left a letter
confessing everything,
944
01:37:26,917 --> 01:37:32,667
"which is why we regret
our unfair treatment of Henrik Karlsson."
945
01:37:33,208 --> 01:37:36,542
"We are repaying the 5,000 krona
he has paid
946
01:37:36,625 --> 01:37:43,042
"and offering him the position
as treasurer of the company."
947
01:37:43,708 --> 01:37:46,750
"Yours faithfully, Skånsk Kålexport AB."
948
01:37:47,542 --> 01:37:50,875
Now you know that I haven't had a criminal
employed as a constable.
949
01:37:53,750 --> 01:37:58,000
This is the criminal whose only crime
was standing by his word.
950
01:37:58,667 --> 01:38:02,667
No need to worry
about the future of this town.
951
01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:07,458
- Exactly what I said. Word for word.
- Did you?
952
01:38:07,542 --> 01:38:13,875
At the meeting you said, "What will happen
to Skanör with a mayor like that?"
953
01:38:14,458 --> 01:38:20,583
No one pays any attention
to what's said at meetings.
954
01:38:20,667 --> 01:38:22,958
One doesn't know what one says.
955
01:38:23,042 --> 01:38:28,000
- Aren't you standing by your word?
- You aren't either.
956
01:38:28,083 --> 01:38:31,750
- You may have misheard.
- It's not worth fighting over.
957
01:38:31,833 --> 01:38:35,625
Now, now. Calm down, gentlemen.
958
01:38:35,708 --> 01:38:39,542
Let's douse the anger with champagne.
959
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:42,750
Then we'll arrest him straightaway.
960
01:38:44,833 --> 01:38:46,958
Yes, I'll let you know the result.
961
01:38:50,042 --> 01:38:55,917
To avoid any more misunderstandings,
I want to let you know
962
01:38:56,375 --> 01:39:00,750
that today I have announced
the engagement of my daughter Vera
963
01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:05,000
to Lars Karlsson,
my old friend Henrik's son.
964
01:39:05,083 --> 01:39:07,625
- Congratulations!
- Congratulations.
965
01:39:08,833 --> 01:39:13,208
At the same time, I suggest a toast
to my friend Henrik,
966
01:39:13,292 --> 01:39:17,167
who is likely to leave us,
as he has had a wonderful job offer.
967
01:39:17,250 --> 01:39:19,708
Excuse me for interrupting,
968
01:39:19,792 --> 01:39:24,875
but if there's going to be a speech
it should be about the mayor.
969
01:39:26,042 --> 01:39:30,667
I assure you
that you probably don't realize
970
01:39:30,750 --> 01:39:34,667
what a great mayor you have in this town.
971
01:39:34,750 --> 01:39:41,583
For such a small town,
you have an unusually great mayor.
972
01:39:42,458 --> 01:39:46,958
I will never leave this town
of my free will.
973
01:39:47,542 --> 01:39:52,208
Every street of this town is idyllic,
974
01:39:52,292 --> 01:39:57,875
and potatoes grow everywhere,
all the way out to the harbor.
975
01:39:59,417 --> 01:40:04,667
I'm happy with my birds and my piglets.
976
01:40:04,750 --> 01:40:10,583
This is the only place in our country
where you can have a farm in town.
977
01:40:12,167 --> 01:40:16,292
I ask you to raise your glasses
for the mayor and--
978
01:40:16,375 --> 01:40:19,625
Stop! I suggest we also raise our glasses
979
01:40:19,708 --> 01:40:24,917
and appoint Henrik as an honorary citizen.
980
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:31,000
Hip, hip. Hurrah! Cheers!
981
01:40:31,583 --> 01:40:34,583
- Let's throw him into the air.
- Yes.
982
01:40:34,667 --> 01:40:38,000
The ceiling's too low. Let go of me.
983
01:40:38,083 --> 01:40:42,417
Stop! I'll get him!
You are hereby arrested.
984
01:40:42,500 --> 01:40:45,708
Take your hands off him.
If anyone's taking him, it's me.
985
01:40:48,125 --> 01:40:50,000
Månsson is always too late.
986
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:57,208
But I was allowed to get him
when the chain of evidence was ready.
987
01:40:57,292 --> 01:41:01,792
Yes, but today you can't take anything,
except a glass of champagne.
988
01:41:03,583 --> 01:41:08,083
More proof of how idyllic this town is.
989
01:41:08,167 --> 01:41:12,417
There are so few criminals that the police
have to arrest each other.
990
01:41:15,167 --> 01:41:19,208
Cheers, Månsson.
Thanks for your good will. Now we're even.
991
01:41:20,250 --> 01:41:23,750
- I don't understand anything.
- We already knew that.
992
01:41:27,125 --> 01:41:27,958
THE END
993
01:41:31,750 --> 01:41:36,750
Subtitle translation by Tina Engström